i wish my iphone had a breathalyzer
thrillofwonder asked: thank you! i'm from montreal though so i dunno if they have that brand near me, but where do they usually sell that stuff?
me: give me some weed
me: i wanna eat it
jacob: you wanna eat my roach?
me: what no
jacob: it's all i got baby u can eat my roach
everytime i smile for a picture i imagine this is what i look like
my last day of work at my apprenticeship is saturday and i just used 7-11 ‘s scissors to cut up my credit card…. i’m fucked. but it so feels like the right thing to do
Anonymous asked: Oh yeah, that is cool. Punk shows?
for the past three days i keep getting all these emails from urban outfitters thanking me for shopping online with them and offering me deals… i didn’t buy anything online and i don’t know how they got my email?
anyone know of any sweet job openings in vancouver?
You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...– Charles Warnke (via jarrodis)
first day of summer and the sun actually came out for once! way to go northwest weather patterns!
my boyfriend just went on a drunken tangent about “that song we listened to when we first started dating when we were walking home in the pouring rain and you were listening to a song and told me i wouldn’t like it and finally let me listen and it was super romantic what’s that song?” after a whole bunch more drunk descriptions turns out it was born to die apparently my bf...
Anonymous asked: You seem like a cool person, with an interesting life.
Anonymous asked: have you ever had braces?
basement birthday rave bottle
i fucking suck, but sometimes you suck too.
I don’t blame you I take up too much air I’m sorry about me and my bullshit
Anonymous asked: Hi, I'm friends with you on facebook and i was wondering why I can't see any of your pictures, besides the ones in the albums...
ghostfacebaby: the first few seasons of 90210 all the characters style is badass and they looks like babes, and then around season 5 they all get pencil thin eyebrows, metallic lipstick and annoying hair styles.